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"Parlez-vous français, Mademoiselle?"
he asked me.

With a smile, I replied,
"Oui, mon amour!"

Dammit, I meant ami!

He looked at me,
confused.
"Excusez-moi?"

Those are the only words in French I know...

I did the only thing left to do.

I pulled him close
and kissed him hard
on his big,
well-shaped
French lips...

Mmm

"Mon Dieu... Ce qui est arrivé?"
he asked in a daze.

I giggled.
This utter nonsense was written in French class today. :meow: I had to use the vowel sheet to get everything correct, but it was a lot of fun.

Excuse me if I anyone who knows any more French than I do finds a mistake.
Remember, this was only my 4th French class ever.
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Phictionmaker7 Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2011  Professional Writer
lol so cute!
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ExquisitelyExplicit Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2011  Student Writer
:meow:
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Phictionmaker7 Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2011  Professional Writer
hehehe "MOO!"
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NeverTheWanted Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
What does the last quote mean??

And this is stunningly adorable... It makes me want to write... And I should, but I'm tired enough that if I were to hop in a car, I'd get stopped at the end of my street and test positively for having "stone tired" in my system.
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ExquisitelyExplicit Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2011  Student Writer
"My God... What just happened?" Or something along the lines of that.

Thank you! :D
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NeverTheWanted Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Hehe, I like it.
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ExquisitelyExplicit Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2011  Student Writer
:highfive:
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Sartosis Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2011  Student Writer
oh, this made my day and cheered me up! thanks!
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ExquisitelyExplicit Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2011  Student Writer
:D Glad I could help! :heart:
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Adrea-Aetherwind Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
I know what everything but the last one means...D: (failed seventh grade french XD)
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:iconexquisitelyexplicit:
ExquisitelyExplicit Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2011  Student Writer
:) I just started French.
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Adrea-Aetherwind Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
It's really fun, I just never did the workbook. XD
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ExquisitelyExplicit Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2011  Student Writer
Lol.
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Kiku-Alice Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2011
Lol, I'm surprised the character didn't French-kiss him. :XD:
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ExquisitelyExplicit Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2011  Student Writer
Lol, that's next!
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Kiku-Alice Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2011
*laughs* Okay! :XD:
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ForeverHime Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
lol, good save. XD
Very cute. And awesome, you know more french in four classes than I've learn in four years!
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ExquisitelyExplicit Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2011  Student Writer
:XD: I know! She's got spunk.
:giggle: Really?! I know a bunch more than this. We have a quiz tomorrow on the alphabet and then the "essential phrases" for French class, like, "may I go to my locker," "may I go to the bathroom," etc.

And our teacher taught us how to say "whore" in French with a YouTube video.
It was epic.
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ForeverHime Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Well you obviously have a good teacher, no, scratch that. An awesome teacher. Other than the quiz thing... me no likey those thingies.

I live where French is the first language, and my teachers and most classmates don't seem to know jack about it. Hard to get a job without it...
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ExquisitelyExplicit Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2011  Student Writer
Yep! She's awesome. The quiz was a bit difficult, but not too horrible.

Really?! Hehe, that's like here in America... no one knows grammar at ALL. Where do you live?
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ForeverHime Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Well thats good, hope you did well.

Yes. I live in Monteal, in the land of Cans. Its sad, year 11 and they're still teaching grammar.
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ExquisitelyExplicit Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2011  Student Writer
Hope so too! I guess I'll find out tomorrow...

Wow.
Pathetic.
:facepalm:
I know more about French grammar than a bunch of kids two years older than me who have taken French their ENTIRE LIVES! D:
And I just started last week too!
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ForeverHime Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
At least I haven't taken it my entire life... But I know what you mean.
Then again in their defense it's like science. For four years here, it's all just the same stuff on repeat.
This has gotten amazingly off topic.. I think.
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ExquisitelyExplicit Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2011  Student Writer
True.
Haha, yeah.

Um... Maybe. Slightly confused...

I'm thinking about taking this in and showing the poem to my French teacher tomorrow. :meow:
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ForeverHime Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Also, thankies for the llama :3
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infublo Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2011
explain dear? not all of us are taking french... but the kiss part is adorable!!!
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ExquisitelyExplicit Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2011  Student Writer
"Do you speak French, miss?"
"Yes, my love!"
"Excuse me?!"
"My God... What just happened?"

That help?
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infublo Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2011
LOL!!!!!!!!!! ok!!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D damn right now i love gev. wright... i just spat out an 8 paragraph essay in less than half an hour...
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ExquisitelyExplicit Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2011  Student Writer
Haha.
Excited much?

:P Yeah, you did that. But I have a quiz tomorrow, two quizzes on Friday, and my first bio test on Tuesday (or Wednesday), when we finish the first unit.

FUCK block scheduling.
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infublo Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2011
YUUSSSSS!!!!! i just finished my humanities in so little time! and my friend, amanda was complaining about having to write an essay ;) mine is 3 pages, and it took like no time :)

have fun in your quiz. we have a hebrew "quiz" but we all know gev gal... it'll be an exam... im just finishing bio homework now, stupid spontaneous generation... all i can think is "poor Spon... i killed him..."
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ExquisitelyExplicit Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2011  Student Writer
Haha, I love my bio teacher. He's so awesome and scatter-brained. :D Today during the lab, my partner and I had finished with a graduated cylinder, but it still had some water in it and he picked it up and put it in the plastic box where it went and got everything wet. His TA had to come and help us clean up the mess and it was hilarious.
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infublo Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2011
i don't like my bio teacher... only good thing is that he's the head of animal club... so there's lots of cute aminals in r rooom!!!!! including 2 bunnies!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D who are really fluffy and really really cute!!!!
lol!!!!!!!! he sounds fun! this is the pyro right?
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ExquisitelyExplicit Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2011  Student Writer
Yeah.
And he fed the snake during class today! D: It was awful and all the boys crowded around to watch.

But I still like him as a teacher...
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createdwithpassion Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
:giggle: cute!
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ExquisitelyExplicit Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2011  Student Writer
:hug:
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ValkyrieNix Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Ohmigosh you take French as well?! I'm in my third year of this ^^; I can guarantee you the first year's pretty easy, the second year will be your hardest, and the third year you know everything you need to to formulate a sentence, it's just the vocab that you need.
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ExquisitelyExplicit Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2011  Student Writer
Okay, thanks for the tip...
There aren't too many French takers in my school, the majority is Spanish, but we only have one teacher and she is so amazing.
I think I'll be all right. Plus my mom used to take French, so I think she can help me out. ;)
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ValkyrieNix Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Gah same. exact. situation. Literally XD Except my French teacher is actually French and the only reason why she lives in America is because her husband is American XD
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ExquisitelyExplicit Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2011  Student Writer
Haha, yeah, my teacher is American, but she loves anything French. It's pretty cool.
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ValkyrieNix Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Nice XD
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Kiku-Alice Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2011
Oh, god, I'm in my second year of French... *starts panicking*
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ValkyrieNix Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
*pat pat* No it's okay! It's only hard remembering grammar, but you grasp it easily after a while. They teach you where to place your sentence structures, a long with some vocab. At least, that's how my teaching process has gone. And that's how my French teacher say it will go...
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Kiku-Alice Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2011
Okay... *calms down a bit*
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ValkyrieNix Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
*pat pat* No worries~
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Kiku-Alice Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2011
Merci beaucoup. :D
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themusicmarionette Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2011   Writer
I'm taking French too! This is my first year also :3
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ExquisitelyExplicit Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2011  Student Writer
Cool! We can be French buddies! :meow:
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themusicmarionette Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2011   Writer
Yea :D
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im-combustible Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2011  Student General Artist
This! Is adorable <3
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ExquisitelyExplicit Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2011  Student Writer
:D

:highfive:
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