Introduce us to your character:
Welcome, both of you.
What do you think is the funniest thing in the world?
What is your opinion on clowns?
What about red noses?
And those fake glasses with the big noses and weird-looking mustaches?
And what's the greatest holiday ever?
Who's the funniest person you know?
What's the longest amount of time you've laughed straight through?
And the strangest person you know? (Yes, the funny and the strange are different things, but they don't have to be different people.)
You may have noticed I just blindfolded you...
What do you think I'm going to put under your nose for you to smell?
And what am I going to put in your hands in a minute?
Okay, blindfold can come off now!
When's the last time you went to the circus?
*poke poke poke* I'm poking you!
What is your reaction to children's laughter?
Did you ever want to join the circus when you grew up?
What do you think when peanut butter gets stuck to the roof of your mouth?
Does cotton candy tickle your mouth?
What's your favorite candy?
And ice cream flavor?
Sorry how strange this interview order was, but oh well!
What would you say if I changed you back into an eight-year-old in five minutes?